从php数组插入sqlite行

So I am attempting to write a generic sqlite insert that can be used no matter how many items a row has. This is for a single row, assumes all columns other than ID, which is set to autoincrementing integer, are assigned, and bindparam must be used. I have been attempting it like so:

Table Quarterbacks
ID---firstName---lastName

public static function insert($table, $values)
{
    $pdo = new PDO('sqlite:testTable.sqlite');
    $inputString = implode(",", $values);
    $statement = $pdo->prepare("insert into $table values (:value)");
    $statement->bindParam(':value', $inputString);
    $statement->execute();
}
$new = array("Steve", "Young");
Query::insert("Quarterbacks", $new);

The idea being that the table will now add a new row, increment the ID, and add Steve Young. But I get the generic error that the prepare statement is false. I know my pdo is connecting to the database, as other test methods work. There's a lot of array related threads out there but it seems like they're much more complicated than what I'm trying to do. I'm pretty sure it has to do with it treating the single string as invalid, but it also won't take an array of strings for values.

Edit:I'm starting to lean towards a compromise like bash, ie provide a large but not infinite amount of function parameters. Also open to the ...$ style but I feel like that ends up with the same problem as now.

I was able to get this to work

$name = "('daunte' , 'culpepper')";
$cats = "('firstName', 'lastName')";
$statement = $pdo->prepare("insert into $table" .$cats ." values" .$name);
$statement->execute();

But not this

$name = "('reggie' , 'wayne')";
$cats = "('firstName', 'lastName')";
$statement = $pdo->prepare("insert into $table:cats values:name");
$statement->bindParam(':cats', $cats);
$statement->bindParam(':name', $name);
$statement->execute();